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Would you fuck a dead goat for a pizza?

Total votes: 21


Yes

yes
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:32:01)
No

no
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:32:08)
Yes

there is NO reason not to!
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:33:08)
No

I would not fuck a dead goat for a pizza
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:33:11)
Yes

dude, pizza! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:33:43)
Yes

why not
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:33:52)
No

NO! NOT WORTH IT!

maybe for ownership of a pizza chain or something worth a lot of money -_-
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:33:55)
No

eww too little
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:34:06)
No

goat needs to be alive
also needs a pussy, ain't fucking no goat asshole
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:43:25)
Yes

who fucking not?
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:54:20)
Yes

Im a NIGGER from kurdistan
(2026/05/28(Thu)19:54:49)
Yes

I'd fuck a dead goat for free!
(2026/05/28(Thu)20:07:56)
Yes

Cuz why fuckin not
(2026/05/28(Thu)20:35:03)
No

fucking a dead goat seems like a cool and funny experience on paper, but I think that if I did have the opportunity to do it, I would pussy out and not do it.
(2026/05/28(Thu)20:56:13)
Yes

I would do it for free, out of curiosity what a goat vagina feels like.
However only if the carcass is fresh
(2026/05/28(Thu)21:01:15)
No

maggots in my urethra. they'd be too far in and not on the pizza!
(2026/05/28(Thu)23:45:35)
Yes

i'd prefer a sheep but sure why not
(2026/05/28(Thu)23:58:09)
No

I can get a good pizza for like £3.50
(2026/05/29(Fri)07:15:12)
No

Pizza gross but the goat is tempting
(2026/05/29(Fri)08:21:15)
No

I'd cum way too fast from all the maggots wiggling on my dick.
(2026/05/29(Fri)12:18:59)
No

It would take me a lot to get me to fuck a dead animal, or really an animal of any type.
(2026/06/01(Mon)20:36:31)
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